We found jobs!

Jul 29, 2010 in Serious Stuff

Hello

Sorry we have not updated in a while we have been too lazy.

And we have been busy also.

With the economy fucking everyone in the ass we had to take on proper jobs, you know the ones were you have to go

to the office and pretend you are doing stuff, well we took that kind of job.

The problem is I was late a few days ago because of this.

We are not sure if this is a dangerous snake but who would take the chance.

Lickily this is Thailand and pretty much every Thai knows how to deal with deadly snakes.

First: hit it on the head with a stick a few times.

Second: Hit it again just in case.

Third: take it home and cook it up in a nice snake stew.

Now does anyone know the name of this insect?

It is not Mary…..


The Driller Bees Back!

Mar 21, 2009 in Serious Stuff

The driller bees are back, not content with drilling holes in one set of garden furniture, they have now started drilling holes in the other set. Our nice outdoor table and chair set, that stands near the pool (that we never use) is now full of holes, all these bees do is drill.

These bees are seriously pissing us off now, they seem to break for lunch, they don’t drill when it is to hot to work, but they keep making holes in the furniture.

We are going to switch to metal furniture, to see if the little fuckers can drill through that.

We will keep you up to date.


INTERVIEW WITH THE TRAMP BUYER

Mar 08, 2009 in Comedy, Serious Stuff

INTERVIEW WITH THE TRAMP BUYER is now online

Interview With The Tramp Buyer

Interview With The Tramp Buyer tells the dark story of people trafficking, love, hate and GREED.

Chapter One

“Yes, I see,” said the buyer as he walked towards the window. For a long time he stood against the dim lights of Queen Street.
The boy could see the furniture in the room more clearly now, the Sony 42” plasma TV, the dark brown leather of the 3 seat Chesterfield sofa, and armchairs. The boy sat at a rectangular oak table and waited.

“How much tape do you have with you?” asked the buyer, turning slightly so the boy could now see his profile, “Enough for a life story?”

“Tape?” the boy asked, “oh, you mean how much hard disk space do I have for recording, 16 gigabytes.” The buyer looked questioningly at the boy, “about 30 hours.” The boy said.

The buyer approached the table and turned on the small lamp beside them. The boy let out a gasp. “My God.” He whispered, as he stared speechless at the tramp buyer.

The buyer was rugged, scarred and unshaven; he almost looked like a tramp.

“Is your equipment ready?” the buyer asked.

The boy’s mouth was open before the sound came out. He nodded. Then said “Yes.”

The buyer sat down slowly opposite him and said quietly, “Start the tape.”

The boy put his Nokia phone on the table and pressed record.

“You weren’t always a tramp buyer, were you?” He began.

Keep Reading Here………….


More Digital Macro

Feb 14, 2009 in Serious Stuff

We have been playing outside again, with our camera.

Here is a nice capture of a dragonfly in flight. This was taken on our Sony Ericsson K 750i phone. Not to bad really.

If we had tried this with our new Nokia N81 8gb phone you would only be able to see a blurred wall, it’s a nice phone but don’t use the camera, it sucks.

Same phone, same dragonfly.

Here are a couple of photos of flowers taken with the Canon IXUS 80is, we like this camera.

Another dragonfly, again withe the K750i.

A big green caterpillar, eating s a way of life for this big bugger, that’s all it does.

We still don’t know what this insect (above) is or what it does, but it looks cool!

The next picture isn’t macro but we like it, it was taken on the steps of a Temple in Hua Hin, Thailand, we wonder what he is thinking about?


Digital Macro Photography

Feb 09, 2009 in Serious Stuff

As you may know, we have been playing our Canon IXUS 80 IS camera. We are still trying to figure out the time lapse settings so we can film for longer than 2 hours at a time.

But we have been playing with the digital macro settings, and here are some of the pictures.

A strange fly type insect, looks a bit furry

Some macro pictures of a red flower.

Another insect, but we think this one can sting.

Ants killing a little black & blue ladybird. Ants are evil.

The ants don’t like the paparazzi and send over the security to warn us off.